1) How many times does it take to rearrange your room until you can stand it for an entire month?
2) What is it about Obama that people (like my irate republican father) just cannot stand?
3) How you can spew racist jokes like a water fountain (you know, the ones that actually jump above the little water-guard thing) yet not be racist but completely accepting and tolerant?
4) Why people won't make themselves happy?
5) Why college teachers stress the due date for take-home tests to the point of failing yet give you complete mercy when you miss it?
6) How much traffic do you need before that damn AdSense gadget will pay off?
7) Why the human race has survived for this long.
8) A reason not to click on this link.
9) What it is about lists that make them so addictive to read?
10) Why relationships never fail to make people bipolar?
11) How one person can make your broken calculator turn on (What? No, I just loosened it!), yet when you go to turn it on two minutes later it refuses to work again?
12) Why I deleted my Facebook two months ago. Apparently I need it to promote my blog now.
13) Why there are billions of love songs in existence, specifically those tied around relationships gone badly.
14) Additionally why, despite there being so many relation"shit" songs, people STILL fall into the plainly obvious trap of heartbreak and dating idiocy.
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