As A Person, Do You Think You Have...

...a forceful personality where you are adventurous, intimidating, assertive and fully able to use anger and
     intelligence to, for lack of a euphemism, always get your way...
...or maybe you're one of those confident types?  You know, the ones who you can take anywhere and they'll
     do just fine; the ones who are appropriate, poise and serene?  They know what's up and how to deal...
...but then again you could be a socialite.  Some might find your theatrics and charming charisma
     obnoxious but since you intrigue most others you never have a chance to worry...
...unless the sensitive personality is more your style--you know what I'm talking about.  You're the one who
     reacts to dropping fruit at the grocery store with more embarrassment than a whore who realizes she's a
     whore.  Don't think you're worthy of being loved?  My sincerest condolences, please, but I must say
     you're only wasting humanities' time, not to mention your own you unpredictable--high risk for bipolar
     disorder--people...
...and to transition into a lighter mood I think you might be more organized and responsible than the others,
     devoid of bad manners or uncontrollable emotions.  I'll connote this 'respectful', the opposite of the
     center of attention...
...but alas, there still lie those with a shy spirit, a lonely mind.  As much as they prefer the sanction of
     solitude they despise the time spent by themselves.  "Odi et Amo".  Catullus is only too correct...
...though i'm sure he also knows of the soul those introverted do carry.  Apart from the comprehensible
     variations noting the idiosyncrasies of the human race, you will find yourself with almost no discernible
     personality.  You are not excitable.  You are passive.  You are vague.  But welcome to the sappy reassuring part of this post--you are just as beautiful as the rest of your peers.  You just have to dig deep enough, treat yourself and others in the most appropriate manner possible by learning from the world and your parents and

(grlp...just...urp...just hold on...hold on)

Oh, my apologies, I forgot I was writing this.  So, as a conclusion, everyone is unique yet everyone is the same.  Thanks to Confucius I can polish this off with a quote:

"All people are the same; only their habits differ"

I love it when the big men of philosophy back me up.  They knew I was coming.